mga BANAT ! !

1. "Ayoko na saken, Ayoko na sa sarili ko, Ayoko na!!!
Pwede bang sayo na lang ako?"
2. "Pwede bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sayo?
Masyado kasing obvious pag sinabi kong.. LOVE KO 'TO."
3. "Lagi mo tong tatandaan, pag naisip mong mangaliwa..
Laging.. Andito lang ako."
4. BOY: Gusto mo libre kitang hopia at siomai?
GIRL: ha bakit? birthday mo ba ngayon?
BOY: Hindi. Wala lang. I just want to SIOMAI love for you and HOPIA love me too.
5. Banat ng bitter sa EX:
"Ano naman kung may chemisry kayo?
Bukod sa may HISTORY tayo, alam ko ang ANATOMY mo."
6. "Bakit mo pa kakailanganin ng RELO?
Kung handa naman akong ibigay lahat ng oras ko sa'yo?"
7. "Aanhin mo pa ang bahay niyo?
Kung nakatira ka naman na sa puso ko?"
8. "Kung ikaw ay maganda,
sinong may sabi at saan daw banda?"
9. Pinakamalupit na banat:
BOY: Miss manok ka ba?
GIRL: Bakit?
BOY: Limliman mo naman yung itlog ko oh.
10. "Wala ng nagmamahal saken.. :(
Puro crush lang.."
11. GIRL: Alam mo gwapo ka naman eh.. kaso may kulang.
BOY: Ano?
GIRL: AKO. :)
12. " Sana naging camera na lang ako..
Para pag tumingin ako sayo.. ngitian mo ko."
13. "Are you a religious person?
Because I might be your answered prayer."
14. "Aabsent na ko sa lahat ng klase ko..
Ikaw na lang papasukan ko."
15. "Alam mo yung pagmamahal ko sayo parang paborito kong pagkain..
UBOS NA."
16. "Enervon ka ba? Kasi ur my happines eh.."
17. "May MMDA ba dito? Nagkabanggaan kasi mga puso natin eh."
18. "Friendster ka ba? Comment ka kasi ng comment eh."
19. "Hindi ka ba napapagod? Lagi ka kasi tumatakbo sa isip ko eh."
20. "Kung exam ka.. Pwede ba kitang i-take home?"
21. " Tara pa-picture tayo.. para ma-develop!"
22. "Crayons ka ba? Kase you give colors to my life eh."
23. "Do you have sunburn or are you always this HOT?"
24.
GIRL: blu, anong height mo?
BOY: 5'8 bakit?
GIRL: Whoa!! Ang laki mo naman! Pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
25. "Kape ka ba? You're so hot kase eh."
26. "Alam mo para kang presidente, Kase you rule my world!!"
27. "Alam mo ba na may iba't ibang klase ng view? At alam mo ba yung pinaka the best na view? Edi ILOVIEW."
28. This one is my favorite. Natawa ako nung binanat ko kay blu. Promise.
-blu, anong english ng MAHAL KITA?
-I love you.
-I love you too. :)
29. "Pokemon ka ba? Kasi I choose you!"
30. " Para kang matador! Ang lakas ng tama ko sayo eh!"
31. "Lakwatsero ka siguro.. Kasi kahit sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka."
32. "Your body is a wonderland.. And I want to be Alice .."

Don't be such a bitch please!

It’s really sad to see how gossips and backstabbing are being brought to a whole new level. Social mediums are now being utilized to criticize one another openly and daringly yet so anonymously. How every sentences and phrases are being laced with layers of sarcasm and ridicule? How assumptions can be so easily reached, making an ass out of me and you. 

It also never fails to amaze how these people can stoop so low and be so shallow. How they lack the empathy for each other’s situations. How they tend to be so much more judgmental on people’s social activities and what they say and do online. Lastly, how they couldn’t stop minding their own business and poking their smelly noses into others’. 

P/S - Confrontation and thrashing out session is always the viable option for me. I’m neither meek nor gutless and I don’t do it behind a screen or anybody’s back.

movie to CRY to? as in capitalized CRY a? :p

IF ONLY

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