friendship

Are you tired of all those sissy friendship quotes that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here’s a series of promises that really speak of true friendship. When you’re sad, I’ll help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry loser who made you sad. When you’re blue, I’ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile, I’ll know you just got laid and when you’re scared, I’ll rag on you about it every freaking chance I get. :D