If and only If

If I were a month, I’d be December.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be Happy hour.

If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Fish!

If I were a direction, I’d be nowhere.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a couch.

If I were a liquid, I’d be Tequila mixed with lemons and limes ♥

If I were a gemstone, I’d be Emerald.

If I were a tree, I’d be an Oak tree!

If I were a tool, I’d be a Screwdriver.

If I were a flower, I’d be a cherry blossom.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a cold day.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be drums.

If I were a color, I’d be Blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be fascinated.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a cherry.

If I were an element, I’d be water.

If I were a car, I’d be a Porsche.

If I were a food, I’d be a bucket of fried chicken.

If I were a place, I’d be the City.

If I were a material, I’d be mirror.

If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.

If I were an animal, I’d be a puppy.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a scrunched nose.

If I were a song, I’d be like Pressure.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a Stiletto.

♥ anne